mydyingsanity:

There’s a lot more, and even funnier ones, but you won’t get them if you don’t speak my language. XD

engshin:

NATIONAL BOOK S-THOR

PIN-THOR

THOR-RUMPO

THOR-TA

THOR-TILLOS

JANI-THOR

AT ANG PINAKAMALUPIT SA LAHAT!

justapak: h0ng: attakid: captain—morgann: (via thecleverhelper)

chempotcheng: (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

interwar:

Why is England so damp? The queen has reigned there for years.

What did Mason say to Dixon? We’ve got to draw the line here.

Who built the ark? I have Noah idea.

Why did the ghost of Anne Boleyn always run after Henry? She was trying to get ahead.

How did the Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code.

How did the Roman cut his hair? He used some Caesers.

baddie:

LOLocaust

ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES.

(via keepandhavefaith)

captainriz:

“PUTO.”

“PUTOCOPY.”

“PUTOGETHER.”

“PUTOGRAPHER.”

“PUTOMAYA.”

“PUTOK.”

“PUTOSYNTHESIS.”

“PUTOGENIC.”

PUTONGINA! @jaytanjr @elcidlao